I don’t care what anyone says, this is the greatest moment in British film history.
watering plants is so stressful like you can’t ask them if they need more or less? like is this enough for you, oh is this too much or do you need more water to grow, are you thirsty, shit are you drowning can you answer me P LE ASE
how do people make like hundreds of friends I can’t even make a grilled cheese with out burning it
tbh the only reason i know how to read a clock is so i can figure out when we get out of class
Daniel Handler (Lemony Snicket), upon being asked "What’s your very best life advice?" (via n-xi)
most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person