anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via gintarees)
Eliezer Yudkowsky (via handjobsolo)
put peanut butter on a pinecone and roll it in bird seed. hang it up outside. wait.
YOU JUST DESCRIBED MY LIFE. (via recoveryisbeautiful)
The thing that sucks about mental illness is that if you aren’t depressed enough, suicidal enough, bad enough, nobody cares. Nobody cares until you reach their standard, and that standard is when your problem is bad enough to effect them.
nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite